1(A Brief But Incongruous) Introduction On How To Wander Aimlessly And Achieve The Newest Impossible Cosmetic Conspiracy2:21
2Neo-Revivalist-Retro-Summer-Splash4:07
3Time-Honored Traditions In Fleur-De-Lis Imbedded Vinyl Wood Veneering2:38
4Subtler Polycultural Shades Of Chinese Tiki Coromandel Screens3:50
5Symphonia Molto Colori A Manico-Depressivo Maximali - A Movement In Polka-Dot Plaid4:39
6The Ever-Masculine Gouache Gingham1:15
7Composition In Authentic Navajo Linoleum Jekyll-And-NaugaHyde5:12
8Three Illusions In Randon Geometric Pseudo-Suburban Dining10:14
9Terrazzo Plexiglass Mosaics And The Dilemma Of Corrugated Plastic Lavatory Tropicales2:02
10Obsessions In Tiger-Skin Taffeta3:48
11Swivel-Base Functionality And The Understated Felt Svelte2:31
12A Touch Of The Orient: Turkish Afghans, Moroccan Shag-Rug Murals, And A Few Tasteful Suggestions In Hanging Giant Red-Lacquered Opaline Camelheads7:39
13Epic Equestrian Barbecue-Rotisserie Themes2:46
14Brooding Elegance In Early-American Cork Bark3:38
15Frantic Reinterpretations Of 17th Century Cornish Rattan Love Seats1:28
16Shopping Tip Interlude 10:10
17Shopping Tip Interobscenity 20:12
18Drunken Groping Escalator Q-Tip Cha-Cha Outerlude 30:32
19Shopping Inner-ImpossibleAchingFutility-lude 41:06
20Proposal For A Grand-Piano Gaming-Table Cosmic Formica Renaissance6:51