01Anyone Who Names A Track "So and So Can Kiss My Such And Such Ass" Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass.3:00
02Really Harsh Noisy Breaks Don't Cover Up For Lack Of Talent, Or Do They?3:30
03I Can't Believe I Ate You Out.2:31
04Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em (Its I.D.M. Cause The Snares Are Channeled Mix)2:31
05I Can't Wait Till This Road Turns To Two Lanes So I Can Pass This Stupid Fucker.3:01
06If I Would Have Opened w/ A Noise Track Everyone Would Think I'm Tough Right?3:01
07Name Your Song After The Sample That Is In It Einstein.1:31
08You Made A Really Short Song With One Sample Cause You Were Low On Material And Ideas. I Did It For This Whole Album.2:01
09All The Baggy Pants In The World Won't Change The Fact That You Are One Ugly Bitch.4:00
10It Is Sad When You Realize Fabric Touches Your Genitals More Than A Girl.2:01
11Sweatshirts, Khakis and Krokus Cassettes. (Teen Wolf Versus Stiles Mix)2:30
12Tube Sock Breasts1:30
13Every Night I Go To Bed And Think About Every Single Relationship That I've Fucked Up.4:30
14Do I Come To Your Country And Sample Your Movies?3:07
15There Is No Selling Out If You Never Bought In.3:31
16What You Lack In Creativity, You Make Up For With Piercings And Pant Width.2:00
17Your Life Is Only As Meaningless As The Music You Listen To, Case In Point.2:00
18You Can Tune A Piano, But Oh No! Tuna Bitch.2:00
19Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em. (2 Legit 2 Quit Remix by JLHI)4:01
20Intro/Sample/Build/Sample/Breaks//Effects/Sample/Slowerbreaks/Sample/End.4:01
21I Think I'm Cool Because My Song Titles Are Long And Point Out Flaws In Others.1:00
22The Funny Thing Is, I Hate Myself Most of All...9:59