Side A
A1Intro: I Still Say That REGRET Instruction Manual Issue 2 Was My Best Album And I Wish It Wasn't So Overlooked.1:19
Side B
B1First Chance I Get I Am Licensing This Track To A Car Commercial Or Video Game, So Fuck You And Your No Sell Out, Anti-Establishment Posturing, Or Some Such In Your Face Remark Of That Sort.3:16
Side A
A2And If I Had No Real Job And No Mortgage Payment, Maybe I Could Also Sit Around Making Music All Day And Have A Release Every Other Month.3:21
Side B
B2Making Songs About Drinking Is Something Very Original And I Think It Will Expand My Musical Horizons Since I Have Never Made One Before.2:29
Side A
A3I've Really Lost It Because This Shit Is Starting To Sound Like A Washed-Up, Half-Assed Fatboy Slim Ripoff With A Twelve Year Old's Sense Of Humor.1:50
Side B
B3A Funny Sample And Bad Guitar Loop Do Not A Song Make.3:26
Side A
A4An Open Letter To Underground Music, Those Who Review It And Those Who Use It As A Symbol Of Their Individuality.3:14