0Disc One
1NOBODY STOPS MY FUCKING TUNES1:07
2HARDCORE BLEEDING EARS1:28
3BUZZINGS TILL YOU DIE1:21
4RYAN DUNNE0:47
5SEX IN MY PANTS2:09
6LMAO I AINT DONE FISHER PRICE IN YEARS0:44
7I'D LICK SOME ASS FROM SOME GRASS0:49
8IF BIG STARS CAN RUIN CLASSIC TUNES SO CAN I2:08
9I WENT TO CYBERDOG BUT I COULD'NT BUY ANY CLOTHES1:43
10CALM DOWN SIMON YOU CRAZY MULE1:09
11VOLUME ZERO1:46
12DOING1:34
13SEX3:06
14I AM MRSIMON2:59
15WHAT1:20
16ONLY JESUS2:38
17BABY AUTOPSY2:44
18YOU FAGGOT1:32
19SAMURAI PIZZA CATS2:45
20EWK2:30
21LIFE IS FOR CUNTS3:19
22OPTICAL MICE3:18
23CAPTAIN PLANET IS AN UNDISCOVERED MUSICAL GENIUS0:52
24M-ONE THERES NO SHOW YOU DUMBASS3:07
25A WONDERFUL LOVELY1:14
26FLOPPYDISK LOCK IS DOING A RADIO SHOW1:03
27IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, JOIN A BANDWAGON1:08
28BLOW YOUR MIND0:35
29I'M FUCKING GOING TO KILL YOU1:39
30AHA REPTON THREE REMIX EH1:18
31MY GRANDPARENTS KNOW ME AS THE SPECIAL BOY1:21
32DOCTOR WHO AND SONIC THE HEDGEHOG REMINDS ME OF MY BROTHERS AWESOME WEEDPIT I NEVER2:14
33WHAT YOU'RE STILL HERE1:47
33Disc Two
34SHAHBAZ JUST WANTS SOMEONE TO LOVE HIM1:09
35GOODBYE PSI430:35
36BITCL06K IS GHEY1:26
37FILLER TRACKS ARE FUN1:13
38EVER SINCE MY WIFE DIED I'VE BEEN VERY DEPRESSED1:59
39HOW OFTEN DOES THIS HAPPEN3:29
40GAY SPRITE REMIX1:33
41ACID IS EXTINCT2:09
42IT IS 3AM AND I SHOULD WANT TO DO STUFF2:20
43NINETEEN NINETY EIGHT WAS THE BEST YEAR FOR MUSIC1:54
44LIFE BEGINS IN A VAN2:27
45SO MANY OF MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD1:35
46THE PODDINGTON PEAS HAVE A HAPPIER LIFE THAN YOU DO1:42
47YHEY I NEVER KNEW COVERS ARE LEGAL1:02
48THIS IS NOT A TRIBUTE TO THE HALO CREW1:58
49TELL ME NOW2:00
50OK TIME FOR A BREATHER0:58
51YOU FUCKING CHAVS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR TRYING TO STEAL MY ICE CREAM2:18
52EVERYBODY STILL LOVES POKEMON BUT THEY WONT ADMIT IT4:22
53NOBODY WILL LISTEN TO ANY OF MY STUFF APART FROM THIS UNORIGINAL SHITTY REMIX1:51
54I'LL MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY SOME DAY2:13
55YOU PISS ME OFF SO MUCH I SIT AORUND AND DO NOTHING ABOUT IT3:58
56THEY GLOW WHEN I LEAVE ME ALONE3:29
57HAPPY LIVES EXCLUDE ME4:06
58SEE THE LIGHT3:00
59FOREVER ALONE4:44
60capitals aren't funny anymore5:39